Cheetox

The bastard, mixbreed offspring of a cheetah and a fox as witnessed by Emily and Andrew, Stallions of Mirth, on a run in the early dawn on Robins AFB as members of the BAMF Road Runners Club.

Andrew: Did you see that thing cross the road up ahead?
Emily: Yeah, I think it was a fox!
Andrew: No, I think it was a cheetah!
Emily: Dude, I bet it is a mixbreed, a frickin Cheetox!!
Andrew: That is ridiculously hilarious, and I hope we don't get eaten or that I can at least run faster than you.

by AndrewEmily October 22, 2008

Cheeto Delima

Something You crave But Can't Have.

I want Debbie She is my Cheeto Delima

by LoveIsBlind12345 November 23, 2011

Cheeto Butt

One with which whom's ass has become large. Not by means of fitness but by means of laziness and unhealthy eating.

The term originated from disputes about female's butts and whether they were nice or not. just because it was large doesn't make it nice because some girls get large butts from sitting on the couch and stuffing their face with "Cheetos."

That girl doesn't have a firm ass, she has a Cheeto Butt.

by trickdizzle September 3, 2013

Cheetos Penis

Trump, orange, small hands, a wrinkly small cock!

Trump needs to smoke some weed! He would get the munchies, then eat his own Cheetos Penis. proving he isn't anti-gay.

by satireV February 1, 2017

Cheeto Pendejo

An orange asshole, literally, also know as the supposed 45th president of the United States.

Cheeto Pendejo wants to ban all immigrants unless they are 10’s and he can grope them.

by Darth Joseph September 26, 2017

Cheeto

The name for a retarded ginger who is short. If you know a Cheeto, run. Run very, very far.

Person 1: "Yo, you see that Cheeto over there?
Person 2: "We should book it"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by Def not a Cheeto April 15, 2019

hipster - cheetah

A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.

Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011