log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Asian Child

All Book smart, No Street Smarts.

He is such a Asian child.

by Stelocify May 18, 2021

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

Childe

bisexual icon

"ohh childe so you like men and women? and get non?

by lilgayboy548 July 20, 2022

Samantha/star child

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable

Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child

by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025