Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 14, 2014

boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place

All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019

everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down

"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner

by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.

"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"

by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019

Doner Boner

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.

"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"

by Goatsie April 26, 2010