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Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh
"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"
by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022
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Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.
James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.
by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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Eat boner

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase
Jeff says “fuck off your trash

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback
by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021
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Strict Boner

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"
by pippy444 February 19, 2022
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Coder Boner

When your code works, you get a coder boner.
OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.
by awkieawk December 3, 2021
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Doner Boner

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.
"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"
by Goatsie April 26, 2010
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