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Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016
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Juala Bear

Jew-ah-la Ba-air. The Juala Bear is a new species of the Koala Bear that was found living in the Jungles of Israel. The name, given to it for obvious reasons, was derived from the fact that it is a species of the Koala Bear that lives in the Jewish state of Israel. This Bear has often times been spotted with Jewish leaders and even wearing a Kippah (jewish cap traditionally worn on the cap of one's head).
An example of a "Juala Bear" can be found by doing an image search for a Jewish Koala Bear. Or go visit the great country of Israel.
by TheMan OfMen September 6, 2013
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Booboo bear

A name you give your boyfriend when he is the best and loves you
Emily calls his boyfriend booboo bear
by The boobookity March 11, 2021
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decky bear

A nickname for somebody named Declan(dek•lan). Another nickname for somebody is delcan (dell•can)
Person A: “hey what should I put as Declan’s name in my Snapchat
Person B: “ decky bear”
by CöölDüdë_ February 6, 2019
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Bear Face

A specific facial expression used for selfies by people in the Gay Bear community.

Lips are tucked together like pronouncing "mm". The sides of the mouth half-grin. Eyes are widened slightly and one or both eyebrows are raised. The result is a confident but friendly grin, something like \:
This dude's Instagram is nothing but him taking gym selfies with bear face.
by buffalonickels March 2, 2023
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Sarah Bear

Who's your boss?
Sarah...sarah bear 🧸
by Kooroshmosby November 22, 2021
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Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.
I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!
by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022
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