Pimp of all pimps. Holder of the finest bitches worldwide! Mr. Bitches is known for his Bitch Berry and immaculate taste in fashion. He carries a personality that can attract any bitch with a point from his bitch cane and yell, "HAH!"
Mr. Bitches needs to knows if Mr. Bitches gonna have himself a fine bitch to throw around, HAH!
by Csythe February 3, 2010
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mr. bitches is someone who i really love (like mr. big from satc but this time bitches because he has a lot of them). the definition mr bitches can be used to make fun of a loved one because there are a lot of people after them. in this case he has a loootttt of bitches, he is like the hugh hefner of the friend group. even though mr bitches people will have people all over them they will only love one person (at least i hope). mr. bitches is someone you cant get over even though it feels wrong to love them. even if they fuck you up they will have a special place in your heart because you'll know that they wont intend to hurt you. they may be in contact with their exes or bad influence crackhead friends, lets just hope that they are "just friends". mr. bitches is the sweetest person you'll meet. i love him <3
x: omg look at him he seems very sweet!
y: ikr! he is such a "mr. bitches" there are a lot of people after him
by chloelovesshoes April 20, 2022
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Community dick. A nigga you should never take seriously . Mr easy to get.
He got too many bitches eww that’s mr bitches
by coolest_cat November 9, 2021
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The name of the main character in the Doom video game series.
I know I'm going to hell, but at least I'll get to watch Mr. Bitch cruisin around kicking the shit out of all those demons.
by J wink August 20, 2007
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A Super fly unicorn with a chain, grillz, and a chrome horn that transports a couple that loves each other to unicorn land.

If the couple decide to use their hotpocket powers while riding Mr Bitch please the powers will be enhanced into a hot pocket bazooka.
This place blows old men asshole, lets act like terminators and hop on Mr Bitch please and peace it.
by Juzz, AMR March 28, 2009
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referred to as a feminine homosexual male; or a bitchass male
Lei: "Damn you see that guy over there?"
Mo: "Yea, he looks pretty gay"
Lei: "That's a mr. lady bitch"
by leiizzle January 16, 2009
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