National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. by Nis nice guy July 25, 2022
Get the Nis nicemug. In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.
by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023
Get the Nice 64, Grandma!mug. a phrase used to show someones importance to society. the kawk of someone is their personality and the reason they exist. its also their genitalia. anyone can have a nice or mediocre kawk, but to have a bad kawk means you should be excluded from everything
by potatoe_boy November 25, 2020
Get the nice kawkmug. by Kwb11 December 5, 2020
Get the Nice Cuddlesmug. 
by dankm3m3rzz June 20, 2025
Get the Totally Nice Daymug.