Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Bacon Slider

A fella who fucks fat bitches

That dude is definitely a bacon slider, he brings home a fat bitch like every night.

by ScootsFiend April 24, 2025

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.

I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.

by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018

human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020

Bacon

Pretty much the best food out there. If you don't like/eat bacon, I feel bad for you. It's really good. Well., I suppose I'm done here. I'll repeat it for you in case you didn't catch it: BACON IS AMAZING

Human entity: DANG BACON IS GOOD!!
Another being of life: YESSSSSS

by Max.the.soon.to.be.potato May 7, 2018

Pro Bacon

Pro Bacon is a YouTuber that makes gaming videos and he makes content

he was a furry but then people started on him
he is homophobic he hates gay people

he uses an internet slag when he gets mad or just not happy he uses the -_- and he uses it because he is pissed

guy1 hey Dude did you see Pro Bacon's New Video?
guy2 Not yet I'm busy because im busy
:guy1 -_-

by kdstarpurplexD January 29, 2024

Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob

When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner

I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.

Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?

by PA Resident #69 August 15, 2025