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Bum yelling

Bum yelling is were he yell at bums that are cracked out on meth
BUM Yelling. U tell at bums.
by Weirdo39 March 31, 2019
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coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019
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Pigs Bum

These B grade actors think there kicking goals"Pigs Bum"!!! they are kicking points
by Mr Kosovich May 23, 2019
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chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
by shadoinkin May 19, 2018
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choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.
"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
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Rez Bum

Native american's ass. Always bigger on top than the bottom.
"Why do the natives have small lower halves?"
"It's called rez Bum."
by Kekron September 4, 2017
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bum cuff

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.
"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."
by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017
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