woodberry boys are guys who dress like middle-aged golfers. They live in the boondocks, and their favorite past times include playing with girls who are out of their league, football, and golf.
Girl #1- Why do we keep talking to woodberry boys when they dress like our fathers.....but worse
Girl #2- No fucking idea, we'll get sick of those tiger woods wannabees soon enough
Like musical chairs, except males take the place of chairs and there are all female competitors. The males extend one knee, emulating the seat of a chair. The judge of who wins the seat is the male being sat on, whom often gets knocked over and the game has to be replayed, much to his happiness, be he straight and not too heavily bruised, or heavily bruised but either very randy or a sadist.
Randy was feeling especially himself whenever he was piled upon like a loose football by the remaining female competitors during musical boys.