bacon hangers

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

by Pwner!! September 27, 2005

baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 28, 2006

bacon

typical hoochie, stuck up, mean, agressive, and violent.

hey look, theres bacon!

by mrizzle December 28, 2005

bacon

Getting Salary from work.

Devo - Mongoloid

mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

by inyoureface December 28, 2005

Balcony Jugs

Very large jubblies.

That chick at the oscars had some balcony jugs.

by Tomboski February 27, 2005

bacon bracket

Inside hangers under the lady lips

so I sliced through the bacon bracket...as you do

by Coppo January 25, 2005

bacon oj

the hearty bacon extract that is produced from cooking bacon for a family of four, and then poured in juice cups. consumed by millions of Americans each day.

Mom: Johnny, breakfast is ready! Little Johnny: aww ma, this looks like yesterdays grease, you know how i like freshly greased bacon oj

by Pimp in the Box February 6, 2009