Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.

“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.

"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"

by jrdl718 August 31, 2013

Circle Jerk

A sexual act when a group of men ejaculate and start masturbating in a circle.

Man, that was an awesome circle jerk last night. We should totally do it again someday!

by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.

I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!

by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025

Triple Jerks

Triple Jerks is a aggressive people who joins up to bully, being a jerk, or in any rude ways of anger.

Woah, hold your balls, Triple Jerks. You need to calm shit down.

by Hmmm... Discord? January 6, 2019