Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.

the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution

by Vandena January 13, 2021

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.

My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025

Chinese supper

When you pay a girl for sexual activities with a Chinese takeaway

I’ve had a really busy day painting, I’m gonna get a Chinese supper to relax

by Mr Lee Chambers September 26, 2021

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023