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beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.
Bob has the beer shits.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018
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Shit

noun
1.
feces.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1.
expel feces from the body.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.

i copied all of this down
by ToeMaster64 December 18, 2018
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Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit
"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT
by SHIT-TASKIT December 19, 2018
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low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
by kewlc92 December 20, 2018
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Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.
Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!
by Pikaster December 21, 2018
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To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.
To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.
by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018
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Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)
He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.
by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018
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