Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
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Shit-Toking

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking
by Leozard September 05, 2022
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Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
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Wack Ass Shit

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023
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Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space
Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit
by Autism anus July 03, 2019
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Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.
The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”
by ArrowCoaster47 December 10, 2024
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shit tin

by Maccyds March 11, 2018
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