vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

Vagina underminer

A person who cockblocks a person with a vagina

I wanted to get with Nick so bad last night but Jennifer was being such a vagina underminer

by NocklasKongo March 6, 2021

star vagina

Pubes that are shaved into the shape of a brightly lit baby jesus above us star.

★ : star vagina.

by fartbuttbuttfart January 28, 2014

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her

"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"

by kittykatchan December 16, 2016

Plush vagina

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.

1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017