vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

Nutella Vagina

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Nutella Vagina yesterday and I think she's packing her bags.

by epicpoggersbasedchadman February 23, 2021

Vagina thumb

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.

I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.

by Sillymonkey129 July 2, 2017

vagina squad

Another name for someone who prefers being in a relationship with someone who has a vagina.

A- have you heard about Emma? She's now a part of the vagina squad.

by Aspilate1761 March 5, 2017

Vagina-dong

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia

My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week

by Big Nasty April 23, 2016

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

vagina pat

Wham a friend shows you there affection, in a non-sexual way through slight a tap on the vagina

Thanks for being a great friend, here's a vagina pat

by #realshit November 28, 2015