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dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
by pcrims May 12, 2014
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Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.
I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.
by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
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Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
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turkey fingers

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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Turkey Fisting

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
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turkey sleeve

Man. I fucked Amy last night. You should have seen the turkey sleeve on that one!
by cakesnshit November 8, 2014
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