triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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triple dragon

When you’re on your period and get projectile vomiting and diarrhea.
Aw man I got the flu on my period and was triple dragoning all night
by Carpetmuncher August 10, 2022
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Triple Decker

Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
by Nemodoneit February 08, 2017
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triple flap gum gum buster

The specialty technique earned through academia studying dentistry
The nurses implored to come now in order to administer the triple flap gum gum buster
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triple kennedy

In halo 3 you manage to get a triple kill by somehow assassinating the person from the front and the game believes that you assassinated them from behind.
bob got a triple kennedy in team slayer the other day
by xsoban July 22, 2008
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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 25, 2016
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Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.
- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
by Best_celler January 14, 2024
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