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Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
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HBO touch

When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.
hey guys last night sally cornered me and gave me an awesome HBO touch
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Touch starved motherless 12 year old

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A 12 yr old that momma left them So they didn’t get hugged by their mom AND they dont get hugged by any girls/boys So they resort to kissing their cousin’s....sad ass Touch starved motherless 12 year old😕
by You kiss your cousins May 27, 2021
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A touch of the kissys

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.
*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.
by enemy of the state October 9, 2005
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touchdown jeff

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.
guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.
by fatassler34 February 7, 2010
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National Touch Minors Day

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
by Instagram: @maxsimms_ May 25, 2018
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national touch my boob day

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019
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