Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
by Brick Frick November 30, 2017
Get the Mountain Headmug. Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
by Nihhgiaa March 22, 2024
Get the tapping mountainsmug.