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free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.
"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"
by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

porn free cum sluts device
by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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Free head day

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy
by pre.ium December 3, 2020
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Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.
My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019
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Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all
Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February
by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020
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free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.
Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."
by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011
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Sonic Free Riders

the actual worst sonic game
sonic free riders breaks your back
by Giga Chad Eugene of Savoy June 19, 2022
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