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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.
"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"
by Meowzic November 7, 2016
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Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.
by c2l2 September 4, 2022
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Coffee

A drink that makes you stay up when you want to go to sleep. It makes your mind change to not wanting to sleep yet. It contains sugar that makes you hyper.
Coffee is hyping you up! Go to bed, dude.
by There is Only One Truth April 5, 2020
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foxy coffee

coffee that has been brewed using various feces
cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe
by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022
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coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy
Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?
by Areithy November 7, 2021
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