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rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018
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Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping
ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!
by jordiea January 22, 2011
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Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.
1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
mugGet the Bucket of burned assholesmug.

eightteen wheels a burning

skidmarks on your underwear
drag races in your boxers
knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning
by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009
mugGet the eightteen wheels a burningmug.

2nd Degree Burn

Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.

A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
by Elevendyhundred October 21, 2010
mugGet the 2nd Degree Burnmug.

fire water burn

Friends With Benefits, the BHG probably didn't intend it that way but they are kings of innuendo.
by Sdra gon February 22, 2021
mugGet the fire water burnmug.

tastes like burning

when cooking somthing but it's so hot it has no flavor
"My soup's gonna taste great......as soon as it dosent tastes like burning"
by Selim Versailles January 13, 2010
mugGet the tastes like burningmug.

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