David Ethan

when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep

Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.

by Hintai January 1, 2012

David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

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by A wee ginger prek April 22, 2018

Slimey david

A boy that has being through a lot on his own and basically wiped his own nose(slimey), he is always fun to be with and you can count on him but alone he has a lot on his mind and he keeps them to himself.

He acts like slimey david

by Bigslimeydavid June 18, 2020

David Martinez

David Martinez Is A Nerd And Everyone Knows Him He Is Cute And Is Smart

Girl 1: David Martinez Is So Smart
Girl 2: Thats True!

by GeniusTheThird April 30, 2022

David Smith

Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.

....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.

by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021

David Lynch

A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.

"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."

by sternwise October 2, 2006