Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.

Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!

by cheru July 3, 2014

badass syndrome

A disorder which causes the sufferer to take being tough, aggressive, or uncooperative to a whole new level of extreme. A B-A-M-F with NO LIMITS! (Who is usually VERY LOUD!)

Damn! Those Jacobs Girls sure got that badass syndrome. They got it from their Daddy! They got it from their Daddy!

by cmj10690 January 20, 2011

ADT Syndrome

A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.

ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"

by ADT expert November 2, 2011

Romcom syndrome

The thinking that having a relationship partner will make your life problem go away.

Rosie is having a romcom syndrome with her boyfriend.

by Reekisbased April 13, 2022

hong syndrome

Prone to forgetting minor and major things easily. Has a short memory span, also known as 'fruitfly memory.'

I forgot where I parked, must have Hong Syndrome

by JaeTerius June 6, 2003

laddusaw-syndrome

When a guy enters into a relationship with a girl and subsequently alienates his friends. examples of this include, but are not limited to; constantly ditching your friends for your girlfriend, letting your girlfriend wear fraternity letters that she hasn't earned, generally siding with your girlfriend even when she is blatantly disrespectful to your friends. The worst part of this syndrome is that the girl in question is NOT worthy of these actions.

When brian's girlfriend yelled at us for no reason he took her side, he must have laddusaw-syndrome because why else would he put hoes before bros?

by aeryn December 26, 2007

Rentapest Syndrome

A form of mental illness. Symptoms include the tendancy to throw a massive tantrum about the smallest of things, a need to have everything his/her way, and an inability to form friendships with other human beings.

Never trust someone suffering from Rentapest Syndrome, they will inevitably attempt to stab you in the back. Fortunately, someone suffering from this illness is also very stupid, and are more likely to kill themselves than anyone else.

Man: "Here Mr Brown, let me give you a million dollars"

Rentapest Syndrome sufferer: "Get the fuck away from me! These dollar bills are all creased you fuck! I hate you!"

by Tomatoey June 5, 2009