Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

smarterchild

mentally challenged robot that is neither male or female

devin the zargap: are you mentally challenged?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly am.

SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female.

by devin the zargap December 7, 2006

Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark

I am too smartful!!

by Gaventar January 18, 2010

Smartical

A level of smartness that is unreachable. What the 'smartical' doesn't realize, is that it is a level that is extremely LOW! Shh!

"I'm smart."
"I'm smarter."
"I'm the smartest!"
"Well . . . I'm Smartical!"

by sexcgtmami2 January 11, 2009

smarterchild

A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...

Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.

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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.

Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...

Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.

Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!

by Aarya November 22, 2007

smarterchild

He's not the smartest robot in the world. However he does have a penis on his face

"In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."

by rose_ophelia October 12, 2006

smartfuck

The coolest person you will ever meet

"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."

by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010