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Thou Shall Not Sleep

If one of you're friends have a early bedtime and they are partaking in all nighter past 7 pm (their bedtime) use this term to codemn them from sleeping
Tyla:Guys it's time for me to go to my bed,it's 7pm.
The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep
Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
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sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics
“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism
by anonymous November 28, 2022
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Sleep

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
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sleep wake

your so tired your not
at 3am im usually sleep wake
by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020
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sleep

something Troy students don't ever get
Those poor Troy students never get any sleep!
by Towmato November 9, 2021
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sleep

A time skipping/fast forward ability. To activate close your eyes at night on a comfy bed then when you wake up a huge amount of time will pass by. Time should usually be skipped at around 8 hours to get a passive of regaining all of your energy.

On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"
"I closed my eyes at night then when I open them it was morning and I feel refreshed. Could this be sleep?"
by MikeSGA November 23, 2021
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