uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 5, 2018

bleach on the rock

An alcoholic drinks made with rumchata, milk, and two ice cubes

I wanna try something new bartender, "how about some bleach on the rocks" ,

by Jokinaround December 20, 2018

Rock chewer

A person completely lacking common sense and intelligence.

He is such a rock chewer.

by Strength3beauty January 12, 2019

ayers rock

the sexual act of a man covering one's penile shaft with the scrotum. the man's concave balls then resemble uluru, the largest rock located in Australia.

Mark is showing Tom how to perform ayers rock

by dopoe09 February 18, 2019

drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.

Tell us already--drop the rocks!

by エメラルド September 13, 2018