by Bouch March 2, 2005
Get the red sox mug.One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!
The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!
by BrooklynMan October 10, 2007
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Get the red present mug.A joke that is so long that your beard grows back before it is over, and never has a punchline that is worth the wait. Called a 'red joke' because is usually told by a conservative old man in Kentucky who sits in his rocking chair for 8 hours a day with chew, a spittoon and a shotgun at his side. Some times called a 'long joke'.
"Hey, you want to hear a Red Joke?'
"NO."
"Okay!"
"Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!" "
"... Wow that was not worth the wait..."
"NO."
"Okay!"
"Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!" "
"... Wow that was not worth the wait..."
by Bass_Windu5252 March 30, 2015
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Get the Red Generia mug.Politicians who make money off revolution and dress like commies but who are really just plotting how to squeeze the most pennies out of a (usually) developing country. Communism is a great business opportunity!
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