red sox

best team in sports. Bottom line.
The Yanks can go rub dongs with their daddies.

no team better than the sox

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Red Sox

One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!

The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!

by BrooklynMan October 10, 2007

Slut red.

Scarlet, raspberry red. Delicious and satisfying.

Damn, those raspberries are slut red. Yum, I want some.

by cdsl March 2, 2010

Red Wipe

This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.

Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.

by RobYo November 9, 2009

red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.

Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.

by Clean $mart June 11, 2006

Red Generia

1. Bloody Cha Cha

When she bent over I could see her red generia.

by Dorcas February 23, 2009

red pacman

While a female is on her period, she inserts pills into the vagina until she cannot hold them in any longer. She will then push out all the pills onto her friends, family, or partners.

Emily gave her boyfriend a red pacman.

by † Noobles † June 19, 2014