Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

pumping out a harsh grind

Taking a big shit.

"Oh man nothing is better then pumping out a harsh grind."" Usually a much bigger dump then usual, sometimes painful.

by Sorensenator January 28, 2018

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

cavitate the pump

The act of blowing air into her asshole while eating ass and watching her butthole fart( cavitation).

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy. How was the date last night?
Buddy 2:Well Buddy, it was great. She let me cavitate the pump ; ).

by Berrymacoxknr March 1, 2025

Pumping Slop

A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.

Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019