Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

wet lolly

When you stick a Lilly pop into a girls vagina and eat her out so that she tastes sweet

"What did you do last night"
"I gave my girl a Wet Lolly"
"Nice"

by Che3let October 2, 2017

Wet Buddies

When you and another person shower in the same time frame and then realize that you did, then you are wet buddies!

Man: Hey I just took a shower.
Girl: Hey same here.
Man: Looks like we are wet buddies now!

by The Japanese ZERO January 30, 2017

wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017

wet betrayal

When you go down on her but don't let her finish. Blue balls for women

That motherfucker gave me wet betrayal

by mfrox January 21, 2021