University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

The Island

A vernacular expression used by New York metro residents referring to Long Island, NY.

Hey yo, you goin' out to The Island tonight?

by Harry Stotle December 16, 2017

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Burnt Islands

Small town on the South West coast of NL. The F$&kin Mink was born here during a tidal surge. Females are seen during the mid afternoon picking up their mail at the local post office still in their pajamas. It Was put on the map when the Quebec film board idiots produced the documentary " A Passage To Burnt Islands" A small number of salt beef junkies reside in this quaint little community. Nicest people and place on earth.

Let's go to Burnt Islands and get a salt beef and Turkey roll sandwich.

by Bogeyman 2018 January 9, 2018

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

The Island

Vancouver Island, off the west coast of beautiful British Columbia, Canada. Often mistaken as the slang reference for Australia, this is incorrect.

We're heading to the island this weekend for a rager with my 15 pack of Lucky. Do you know anyone who can boot for us?

by OH'Liv April 22, 2020

Rhode Island

A state that is smaller than my dick.

I have a Rhode Island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020