Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.

“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”

by Fokewe January 28, 2018

Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

Minute

A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.

“When’s the last time you worked out?”

“It’s been a minute.”

by CatNipDealer December 26, 2018

Minute Maid

It is slang for cum/sperms

She sucked me off for 60 seconds and swallowed all my Minute Maid

by Jetlag89 February 7, 2019

mitthead

An individual who constantly changes his political positions to suit his audience and objectives

This guy is a mitthead! I don’t know for whom he is voting.

by just jk March 17, 2019

Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

Mitt

To hurt

Don’t mitt my friends.

by BassetHorb August 22, 2019