Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Mexican Playground

The parking lot outside a thrift store.

when Consuela goes to the thrift store she lets her 7 kids run around at the Mexican Playground.

by young_Simba January 22, 2017

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

mexican snowmobile

When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand

Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile

by ErrbodyInThe306 December 31, 2019

Mexican Booth

The booth in the COD Map Strike

Bro meet me in the mexican booth

by BigPPBoy69 November 6, 2020

Clout Mexican

Similar to a weeaboo in that they want to appear to be a Mexican to others, when in reality they're anything but.
You may usually identify these people by what they eat and how they act, most of the time is a white teenage girl who gets offended easily, pretends to be mexican and makes an ass of herself by eating hot chips, speaking in spanglish with grade school Spanish vocabulary.

That bitchass is being a motherfucking Clout Mexican again.
bitch is always like "oh look at me I'm 0.3% mexican"

by mapleint May 2, 2021