Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

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Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

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Muscle Car

A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.

Man, Muscle Car is so cool.

by Xxbfmvpoison January 1, 2012

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key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010

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car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.

I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

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