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Ridge High School 

Ridge High School is a school in New Jersey that is misunderstood but transparent at the same time. The school is filled with lots of white preppy kids, who of many are bratty and can be assholes. They can be judgy outside of their group. The groups of basking ridge are, 1. the white preppy kids, who party, but end up hating it. 2. The Indian and Asian groups who are smart and judge the white kids just as much who don’t have 4.0 GPA’s . And the “geeks” who are misunderstood. There is a huge diversity in basking ridge but little African Americans. The diversity is in the Asian and Indian culture. We have a great education system, one of the best public schools in NJ. sports aren’t the greatest but we have outstanding Hockey and Lacrosse. Unbelievable arts in specifically theatre that is amazing funded and put on great shows every year. You see the reason people have mental health issues here are because of 1. Academic Standards, and 2. Social standards. If you have below a 3.5 GPA don’t try to talk about school. Everyone wants to party but once you get there you see how much of a shitshow it is. Basking Ridge is a rich town but many people have things going on behind the scenes, lots of family issues and some people in basking ridge look rich but are struggling to make mortgage every month because of how expensive it is to live there. Ridge is a school where if you find your people it’s a great fit, but if you have a cringe reputation or a bad reputation it won’t ever go away.
“We are playing Ridge High School again?”
“Yeah time to go face the preppy snobby white kids with no athletic ability”

Beaconsfield High School 

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.
Beaconsfield High School? Oh, you mean Becky High

Waterloo High School 

A place where people like to dress as whores and roach cigarette butts out of the trash can
Yeah the people from Waterloo High School are total assholes

Marist High School 

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"

forest hill high school 

A school full of fuck boys that will cheat on you and lead you on. There's a few people that are loyal. There's a lot of hoes. Half the school is spanish and the other half is black. There's barely any white people. Umm what else a lot of wanna be rednecks and wanna be blacks. Smh it's a nasty ass school kids leave food everywhere and don't know how to pick up after themselves. Girls bathroom is disgusting they don't know how to place tampons and pads in the garbage, boys bathroom smells like shit. A lot of stupid little fights over stupid shit. Half the kids smoke mujuana and drink over the weekends and brag about it on Monday. You get lunch detentions if your late to school. They say it's 5 mins but it's like 2 mins. We only get 5 mins to get to each class. It's impossible half the kids stop in the middle of the hallway such as the black kids and the Spanish kids cause they think they're the shit. Half the kids that go there don't care about their education. It is like Palm beach central. Some of the ap's are cool and the other half are just asshole. The dress code is whack and half the school doesn't follow it. The school food is disgusting. Some kids got food poisoning from it. You cant wear sandals or you will get sent home or you have to wait in the office just for someone to bring you shoes. Some of the teachers are assholes and racist.
A whack school such as forest hill high school

Nashoba tech high school 

A high school filled with white kids there is maybe 1 black kid in each class. They are like division 10 and they suck at football and basketball
Hi my name is Tyron
Hi Tyron you must not go to nashoba tech high school

North Catholic High School 

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)
“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”