Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.

Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks

Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022

Foot

A flat top of a house

Omg, your penis has such a nice color.
Foot

by Padajmihovnazrite December 4, 2021

freckle foot

It’s when a person has a weird freckle on the bottom of their foot/feet.

“Look at that freckle foot mf!”

by Smsfh September 22, 2022

what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Bussy Foot

getting your ass right up in someones business
Its not nosey anymore its bussy footin'

"Dude that guy is acting real sussy AF over there bussy footing around"

by bussyfoot69 September 22, 2021

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 November 22, 2011