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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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faltor

having to do with, or living in the area of faltor. often assosciated with chaitocrine, it can be used as a derogitave term, or to honor a hero of war.(when cooked, it looks like a chicken)
"man faltor, your mom is hot."
"this one time, faltor"
"i ran and ran and ran and ran, and the faltor saved my bitch ass"
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facterion

A person that is obsessed with finding and sharing random facts - normally on a Friday, which is traditionally referred to as "Fact Friday".

Facterions (pl.), are often seen as non-conformist and dangerous to approach but conversely are on the whole harmless beings despite making people who speak to them slightly nervous and uncomfortable.

Facterions have also been known to wear gloves indoors.
Example: If another facterion clogs up my inbox with one more useless fact I'm going to scream.
by Saima April 7, 2008
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Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact
"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"
by Word*Smith August 27, 2008
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Factrolling

A form of trolling in which the said troll spews accurate facts and makes arguments logically sound along with bigoted slurs and hateful attacks on various groups within society. Think of trolling as sex and factrolling as the 69 position. Often used to kill threads.
Oh man, that guy has started factrolling! This thread will be dead in no time!
by Nameless Fella August 23, 2010
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