smacked face

to be high as a kite

Sally was smacked face after taking acid

by djvsnusv December 4, 2011

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 8, 2012

shady face

Used to describe a girl who looks hotter with sunglasses on than they actually are.

"Damn! That girl looked hot until she took her sunglasses off. What a shady face."

"I can't tell tell if she's pretty or not, her freakin' shades are covering like 3/4's of her freakin' face!"

by chillad October 28, 2012

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013

Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".

Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!

by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013