molly face

when someone looks evidently high

she's definitely high, she had mad molly face

by Dwight's assistant manager April 16, 2019

Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

face-canoe

While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.

"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"

by alex thurlow March 9, 2004

sum face

The most amazing insult you could ever give someone. Sum face can be used as a subsitute for cum face.

Parag is such a sum face!

by Chelsee May 6, 2005

athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

ceptis face

A term used to describe a seemingly attractive male with a great body paired with a homely face.

"He's kind of a ceptis face."

"What's a ceptis face?"

"You know, everything about him is hot 'cept his face."

by AnnaOj May 3, 2009