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Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
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Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.
Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013
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dirtbag bitches

noun. adj,durtbag bich, A word used to describe people who are low down, dirty and decietful
My cheating and his cheating girlfriend are both pussies those dirtbag bitches deserve each other
by Sweetie Bird September 24, 2013
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dirt gutter

! "ass" , butt, "poop shoot"! booty
"hey she has a nice dirt gutter on her"
by schaghdog March 20, 2014
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Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
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dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉
by Loogy December 16, 2014
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dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
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