dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014

Baller's Dick

The greatest thing to ever happen to Ichio. She is happy every time she thinks about it.

Ichio loves baller's dick. She is happy about is

by op man July 15, 2018

dick village

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005

Gabby’s dick

Bitch named gabby actually a trap.

She had a gabby’s dick

by Mesogo October 11, 2018

Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.

Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.

by UncleHappy December 2, 2009