A short but extremely well built man with the ability to grow a full and sexy beard. He has a devoted girlfriend... or many. He is the manliest of men but this can lead to a lack of interaction with some who feel intimidated by his character. He is an all round champ!
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Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.
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Get the David Smith mug.A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
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