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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration
1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you
by Brolime February 15, 2025
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Of Courser

An "Of Courser" is someone you know who consistently follows everyone else in your social circle on social media but not you, possibly out of animosity or out of spite. "Of Courser" is derived from the term "Of Course", from the response they'd have to literally anyone else adding them on Instagram or Facebook except for you, for some weird reason.

Most “Of Coursers” will never tell you what you’re doing wrong, but rather leave you scratching your head as you watch them welcome literally everyone else except for you with open arms.
"God, he is such an Of Courser! He follows ten of my coworkers, but denied my Instagram follow request! He must think there’s something seriously wrong with me.”
by R. “Weise” Guy February 20, 2025
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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.
To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course
by Nordoc July 28, 2025
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shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
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