Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

Carpé

Like the thin pancakes

Dude bro roll my Carpé like you'd roll a joint.

by Kush6969 March 16, 2017

Carpetbagger

anything; miscellaneous; randomness

you stinkin carpetbagger!!!!

by CARPETBAGGER #2 February 17, 2008

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

Capelloitis

The ability to criticise when something goes wrong, but have no reaction when something goes right.

A: "Hey we won 4-1 today!"
B: "Why did you concede the 1?"
A "We scored 4 though!"
B "Shouldn't have conceded the 1, fucking disgraceful"
A "You've got Capelloitis man!"

by lukehtfc88 September 28, 2010