Buttered Corn

A cob of corn that is buttered up from woman's blue waffle vagina juices

Hey, don't eat that buttered corn, it's artificial.

by Satan'slittlehelper September 12, 2011

feed her the corn

An act of consensual feeding using a certain appendage of the male variety. This originated in 1703 in Europe during times of drought. All that would grow in the dry climate was corn and it quickly became a staple to many poor families. The women quickly became bored of corn, as they do with everything. The lower class males then coined this term because all they could provide to their wives was corn and dick.

"Suh dude, you 'feed her the corn'' last night?"

"ooooooh yea bro!"

by IncredibleC February 27, 2017

Creams My Corn

When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)

Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn

by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019

Straight male gets drilled by corn

A straight male who gets penetrated by corn 24/7

Look! Its a straight male gets drilled by corn! What a sight to see!!!

by spooky9099 December 9, 2018

Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!

I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.

by Tom September 15, 2003

first corn

What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.

Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!

by Austin Way October 21, 2005

children of the corn

1. Unbelievably creepy kids who live in Iowa and kill their parents
2. A very nasty bush on a chick that has not exercised proper grooming and hygeine, resulting in a poor agricultural site between her thighs

1. "that little freak looked like something out of Children of the Corn!"
2. "I dove into the Garden of Eden and instead found Children of the Corn!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008