comatext

when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;

you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"

"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"

by hatchetgirl June 9, 2009

Comasode

A quick episode of a coma. Often experienced after lunch.
Also know as a Food Comasode

I was having a food comasode at my desk as my boss walked up behind me and woke me up.

by masterodisaster1 March 9, 2010

comacazical

A person who indulges in suicidal unhealthy habits.

Obese people. smokers, drug users, and people who do unlawful things are comacazical.

Your mother is comacazical.

by King all June 28, 2010

Coma girlfriend

the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot

The girl became a coma girlfriend and didnt do anything the rest of the relationship

by Hitman213 August 5, 2010

comatosisitiss

The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley.

Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss.

by thebee1010 September 9, 2010

comaparative

(adj) The difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

The last two meeting have been the same, in a comaparative sense.

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011

comapare

(v) to determine the difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

"Which Bieber album do you think is best?" "I couldn't comapare them."

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011