Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.

You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.

by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

by Noice Meme April 21, 2017