god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

candi

Candy that is designed for a female market.

Hey, don't hog all the candi Brenda!

by karlkarl May 31, 2021

Candis

Ask someone if they know your friend Candis.

Boy: Hey baby, do you know Candis.
Girl: who is Candis?
Boy: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019

sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing

Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it

by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

eye candi

Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.

"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”

by mr something May 18, 2014